I started a new band called “Maroon 5000.” I was going to call the band “Oasis 3,” but then I worried that no one remembered who Oasis was so I looked up band names on the billboard charts and I saw a band called “Maroon 5.” I am sort of disappointed I didn’t name the band “Oasis 3.” Maybe I will quit the “Maroon 5000” band and start a new band called “Oasis 4.” I will probably do that right now. I just did it. “Maroon 5000” just broke up. Oh well. Email me if you want to buy an “Oasis 4” shirt.