When I watch a movie trailer that is bad I feel sorry for the entire human race. Watching a bad trailer feels like a sign from god that says, “Nice try humans, but I’m going to let elephants take over from here.” Then a giant elephant jumps out of your cereal box and shoots everyone you love so you have to tie a red bandanna around your forehead and go to a foreign country and kill in the name of America. Then when people ask you what your name is you say, Rambo Three-Thousand.

Recently I saw a bad trailer so I edited the movie trailer down to ten seconds by taking out all the parts involving actors not named Christopher Lloyd.