Keith Waldrop is a professor at Brown.  He won the National Book Award for his book, Transcendental Studies: a Trilogy. The above picture is not Keith Waldrop.  It is a squirrel.  Yesterday, this squirrel looked at me and said, “Feed me.”  I had nothing to feed it.  Then it said, “Eat me.”  I did not try and eat it.  It started laughing.  Then it said, “Write my autobiography and win the National Book Award.”  I went home and watched television.  I watched the award ceremonies for the National Book Award on ESPN.  Paul Pierce dunked a basketball on Dave Eggers.  It was pretty cool.  You should probably buy all of Keith Waldrop’s books.  He’s a famous author.  Make your bookshelf popular.