i found a box at brown university today

I was in the library. I found this box. I thought maybe there would be a small child inside. There wasn’t There was a note inside the box. The note said, “If it’s your Birthday, happy birthday. If it’s not…Oh well.” I wasn’t sure what to do. It was not my birthday today. I decided to give the box to someone else. I walked into a classroom. When I walked in someone said, “Hello, random guy.” I looked at everyone in the classroom and then gave the box to the awkward guy. The awkward guy thought it was a bomb and would not open the box. I had to open it for him. He smiled. Then I went home.