cv: nicolas cage 3D
twitter: @everydayyeah
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books: fifty novels
a website: everyday yeah
November 11, 2009
Brown MFA statistics

For the last two months I have put my heart into this blog.  Unfortunately, it looks like all the hard work and effort has not paid off.  And all this time I thought people were reading my blog constantly.  This is really depressing.  Only one person has visited my blog and they clicked on five things before leaving.  This does not seem possible.  Both my mother and father said they read my blog.  This means one of them is lying.  Please do not tell me if it was you mother.  Dad, if it was you, I understand.  What about all the other people in my program?  Every day one of them usually says, “I like your blog.  I read it all the time.”  This means, for two months my classmates have been lying to my face.  They’ve been pumping up my ego and then laughing behind my back.  I do not understand how everyone can be so nice to my face and cruel when I’m not paying attention.  Oh well, I guess I have no reason not to post pictures of my imaginary cat (see picture below, to the right of the 7-11 cup)