Today we had our weekly workshop with Professor Snowflake.  I’ve changed his name and redrawn his face to protect his identity.  To give you some idea of his stature he may have written one of the following books: The Great Gatsby, Moby Dick, A Hundred and One Bird Calls, that Sarah Palin Autobiography, or The Stories of John Edgar Wideman.  Anyway, Professor Snowflake began talking about the story being workshopped and then he got going on dark matter and black holes and how most stories have a place where you can get your face sucked of, as in a black hole within the story will suck out your skull fluids, that is, only if the author writes the story correctly.  To prove his point Professor Snowflake began rubbing his face with the story until someone raised their hand and said, “Ben Marcus,” and we all cheered except for one girl who said, “Fuck Ben Marcus,” and then we got ready to leave, but before we did a Mexican Wrestler ran into the room and sat down and apologized for being late.