This weekend everyone in the MFA program went to Fall River.  It was free laser tag night in Fall River.  I think the whole town was there.  One guy had very long hair and a beard.  Some of the poets began playing a zombie video game as soon as we got there.  They shot about 30,000 zombies and made it to level 18.  When the game asked for their name to record the high score they wrote, ‘Yale Sux.’  When laser tag started shit was crazy.  You weren’t allowed to run, but I was running everywhere.  People started to get pissed and they tried to stop me with their lasers, but I was unstoppable.  Even when they shot their lasers at me I kept going.  I’m pretty sure they were going to give me the MVP award for the night, but they ran out of trophies.