cv: nicolas cage 3D
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October 14, 2009
Someone asked me what an MFA was

mcdonalds brown mfa dinosaur

Most days are the same.  Every day has been like the other one that already happened.  There is little variety in the mfa program. Yesterday, I woke up at 4am.  I talked to a poet online who hadn’t gone to bed yet.  He said, ‘i saw a bug at rite aid.’  Then the poet went to sleep and I watched youtube videos until 7am.  Then I took a shower.  When I was done with the shower I watched a youtube video and then got ready to go to campus.  It was raining a little, but I said, ‘fuck you umbrella.’ The bus drove by as I walked down my street so I ran after it.  When I was done running I got on the bus.  On the bus I practiced my Spanish flash cards.  When I got to school I took a Spanish quiz.  After Spanish I went to the library and watched more youtube videos.  At 2pm I went to a fiction reading.  The lady reading said, ‘ass marbles,’ and ‘cunt’.  When she was finished reading someone in the audience asked her, ‘how do you think of words?’  After the reading I thought there would be wine and cheese, but there wasn’t.  I went and ate pizza with a poet named Peter Fez.  We were both curious if the Paris Review was from France.  After we ate pizza we walked home in the rain.  I only wrote one sentence yesterday.  It wasn’t even a real sentence.  I decided to change the title of my novel about 7-11/McDonalds.  It is now called: ‘Some people at McDonalds don’t believe in dinosaurs.’