0.      secure a chainsaw. put the chainsaw against some pine. cut the pine. make a song in your head and then voice it while cutting the pine. enjoy the smell of wood.

1.      secure a box. write ‘naked inside’ on the outside of the box. put a cat in the box. the box should be very large. it should be large enough for a large human to fit inside. place this box in a corner of a populated area. a hole should be poked in the box. people should be encouraged to look in the hole. a sound device should also be placed in the box. it should play a recording of someone calling for help.

2.      secure a rope. call a friend who is not afraid of ropes. tie the end of the rope to the friend. tie the other end of the rope to yourself. run in opposite directions.

3.      secure ten black trash bags. fill these ten trash bags with leaves. bring these trash bags to a centrally located area. make sure there is a lemonade stand at this centrally located area. begin selling lemonade. the first ten people who buy a lemonade also get a trash bag of leaves. the first ten customers are not allowed to buy lemonade without taking a trash bag full of leaves.

4.      secure fifty hardboiled eggs. on the outside of each egg there will be a pee spot. look at the pee spot. show other people the pee spot. after some people have seen the pee spot then peel the egg and eat the egg. eat all the eggs in an hour.

5.      secure an axe. carry the axe into a populated area. stand with the axe in a populated area. wink at an attractive girl while standing in a populated area while you hold an axe.

6.      secure an illness that will affect you for forty-eight hours. try to find an illness that makes you physically weak and unable to leave your bed. hire three strong bodies to move your bed to a populated location. do not leave your bed. moan and tell people you are sick.

7.      secure an invitation to a party that is not hard to get invited to. put on a jacket. go to the party. hold a glass of a beverage you enjoy drinking. leave the party. go home. take off your jacket.

8.      secure a paper cup. hold the paper cup in a populated location. if people put money in your paper cup then set the paper cup down and give them a hug. if people don’t put money in your paper cup then moan and tell people you are sick.

9.      secure a blender. plug your blender into a wall outlet in a populated location. turn the blender on. make sure that your blender is empty. do not put anything into the blender. do not turn off the blender. if someone asks you what you are doing then moan and tell them you are making pee spots. 

10.  secure an empty bottle. this bottle should not have a cap. go into an empty room. if there is a chair in the room then remove the chair from the room. hold the bottle in the empty room. wait for the room to become full. if the room does not become full then go into a room that will become full. the room you are in should become full of people. if the room becomes full of another form of substance then this is not helpful. ask the room full of people to spit in your empty bottle until the bottle is full.