I need $48,005. Everyone on tumblr should probably reblog this. If you have five dollars in your bank account then you should reblog this. I only need 9601 people to give me five dollars. Does anyone know 9601 people? If you have over 9601 followers or friends on facebook then you should reblog this. If you are a mother of a misunderstood teenager and you have one follower and you’re only on tumblr to secretly read your child’s internet presence then you should reblog this. There are over 300 billion people in the United States. If 0.003 percent of the United States population contributed five dollars then I would reach my goal. If you contribute to my project then your status as an American will become more valuable. There are three social plateaus in America: the 1%, the 99%, and the 0.003%. Unfortunately, the 0.003% does not exist. I think the 0.003% is trying to replace middle class America. I am not sure what happened to the middle class. The non-existence of a moon colony probably killed the entire middle class in America. Someone with a background in social media should send a fax application to twitter and ask them if they can add the words “0.003%” to their homepage.