Mosquitoes have evolved to live in drains of bathrooms and stay there until it gets cold out and you forget they even exist. I discovered a mosquito bite on my pinky yesterday and was confused until I recognized the culprit resting in my toothbrush. These bathroom mosquitoes have evolved to catch humans at inopportune moments standing still brushing our teeth when we are still groggy or tired before bed or sitting constrained at the loo. I think bathroom mosquitoes are to regular mosquitoes what humans are to neanderthals. When I told my mother about my november bathroom mosquito bite, she didn’t believe me, so I decided to mail her proof.  I tried to catch a specimen with a cup so I could and mail it to her whole, but this smarter mosquito knew to sit on edges of things so I couldn’t cup it without providing an escape. I made a malleable cup out of dough that could conform to the edge of bathroom surfaces.  The first day the mosquito didn’t show himself for long enough to catch, but the dough worked out okay as my dinner roll.  My mother told me mosquitoes were the only species other than humans in which the women were the blood suckers but the males just ate steak.  I never confirmed this fact, but I did notice the little guy I was trying to cup never flew near enough to me to have lunch.  How he would survive in that drain all winter I didn’t know.  During these hunting sessions, I would put the cover down on the toilet and use it as a seat so I could stay still enough that they would think I was constrained and come out.  One day I fell asleep sitting there and woke up to a buzzing in my ear.  My instincts got the better of me and I smacked it and got a smear of red on my sleeve.  Fortunately, like all newly evolved species, there was another bathroom mosquito in the drain which I caught it the next morning.  I froze it in the freezer and mailed it to my mom.