Last night, I played basketball against Kobe Bryant. He was on the Sacremento Kings, but he refused to not wear anything except his purple and gold. I was guarding him. It was pretty easy. Last night, I was really good at basketball. No one could steal the ball from me when I was dribbling. The person working the scoreboard was a fat, anorexic man who had a toy mouse rubber-banded to his forehead.
October 22, 2011
8:57 am
