I have a new story published at Spork Press. I wrote it when I used to play for the Cincinnati Bengals. I was the third string quarterback behind Boomer Esiason and Rick Flakegin. One time Boomer Esiason invited me and Rick Flakegin over to his house to eat raisins, but when we got there one of Boomer Esiason’s kids slapped a telephone pole and got a splinter so Boomer Esiason wouldn’t let us in his house. Rick Flakegin and I went out for milkshakes instead.