January 2012
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It seems people think my mother was unwed when I was born and that I should be thrown down a flight of stairs.
Monkfish Jowls: In 2010 Mark Baumer walked across... →
Anthony Luebbert posted an excerpt from one of the fifty books on his blog. If you want to post an excerpt on your blog you can email me at: thepresidentofmcdonalds@gmail.com or everydayyeah[at]g m a i l [dot]com
monkfishjowls:
In 2010 Mark Baumer walked across the entire United States (from Georgia to California) which he documented on his tumblr, The Baumer. This year he’s writing 50 novels....
These are some facebook messages I sent to real...
I haven’t talked to you in maybe fifteen years. I think the last time I saw you I waved and said, “Hey,” and you said, “Oh hi Mark.” Anyway, I want to share a financial tip with you. I need $50,000.
We played tennis once and then another time we were supposed to play tennis, but I cancelled late which was not appropriate tennis conduct. We never played tennis with...
Last night I went to a fundraiser for organic white table cloths. Tom Hanks was there. I asked him if he wanted to give me $50,000. He laughed and said, “I’m writing fifty books this year too. They’re all going to be titled gilbert.”
I would like some people to give me $50,000
I started a kickstarter. I am now emotionally incapable of feeling good about myself. When you start a kickstarter and ask for large sums of money, a small piece of some of your redeeming qualities begin to wilt and die.
I am asking for $50,000 because I want to write fifty books in one year, but if I raise $50,000 then I will probably take all the money and eat it. I am very interested in the...
