July 2011
6 posts
John C. Reilly is an American actor who is famous for driving his red Ferrari into the front of a Taco Bell restaurant at two a.m. on Christmas Eve 1973. According to his birth certificate he was only eight years old. When authorities asked him where he found the red Ferrari he said, “I pooped it after I ate nine billion hot dogs.” Ten years later, it was 1983 and for halloween John C. Reilly...
Three years ago, when twitter was invented, someone emailed me and asked me what I thought about twitter. They were interested in my twitter philosophy. I was not sure what twitter was at that point so I didn’t reply until a few weeks ago. That interview was finally published yesterday. Here is my favorite answer:
We live in an age that is very similar to the burden of a mayonnaise jar...
A new site just started called slacktory. I am one of their contributors. I am not quite sure what my duties are, but I am paid a rookie salary of $414,000 per article. Sometimes I write something and send it to the editor and he pays me in fig newtons. I will probably have a lot of fig newtons soon. Other times I write something and send it to the editor and he pats me on the head. Most of the...
