May 2011
10 posts
I changed the header of this site. Before the header listed six things I had accomplished. I was tired of people thinking I had only done six things. I would rather people think I had never done anything. When I introduce myself I usually tell people that I am, “The regular guy who has never done anything.” Once, I ate eggs. Yesterday, I rode a bus. Other than that I haven’t done...
This past year I have taught creative writing to college students. In the class I told my students to have fun with every piece of writing they write. I told them to turn their biology papers and history essays into creative writing projects.
For the last month I have been applying for jobs. I have tried to be the cog that fits into the job industry. I have tried to write cover letters like a...
Earth is a ship and I am the boat captain. If you feel passive please construct yourself a small orb to float inside of it. If your thermal mass is thick and dense it is okay to admit that your thermal mass is thick and dense.
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Someone asked me to write a fairy tale for their dog. This is what I wrote:
On a cold winter day a grain of rice shivered until it grew a leg. The grain of rice was still cold so it shivered some more and grew two more legs. The grain of rice had three legs. It began to walk around. It walked around for four or five hours before it realized it was tired. The grain of rice decided to eat...
Last night my grandmother called me and reminded...
One year ago I wrote this:
Dear America,
Hello. We are about to get into each other and destroy ourselves. I am going to stick my feet deep into your flesh. For many days I will be sucking on your lung while you suck the shoes off my feet. Right now I am on a bus. I see a puppy. If you have a choice between giving me heatstroke and a puppy please give me a puppy. To be honest America, I’m tired...
Leon held up one piece of grass and said, “I am a song kissed from the lips of a simple being alone in my brain. Please celebrate this piece of grass like it is the genius of every atom in the entire universe summed up in a math equation equal to the silence of a breath.”