April 2011
11 posts
I applied to a job part three billion point a (3.a...
Dear person that I have never met,
You can think what you want, but I am a human and all humans are equal so I must be you and if I was you then I would have already hired me. Please call me soon and tell me that you are a human and that you are me and that you are giving yourself the job that I will do because I am you. I am looking forward to this opportunity. Please give me this opportunity. I...
dear place on the internet,
I heard you are looking for the greatest writer of my generation. I am one of two things. I am either the greatest living writer or I am the worst functioning object of everything that has ever existed. If you reject me then you are saying that I am everything bad that has ever lived which will result in a lot of angry juices leaking from my body into the place where...
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